the shortened version of cream cheese. great for grocery list.
eggs
cereal
butter
bagels
cheeme
by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010
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A synonym for seminal fluid, as determined by the ruling authorities of Towandian english. Also ecompasses all other forms of tangible existence. Cheeme has the uncanny ability to replace any other word in a sentance and manage to make it sounds profane, vulgar, grotesque, and pervertedly funny, while still satisfying the sentence's comprehendable nature. It's most prominent antonym is Chetch when used in the "general pronoun" context.

Etymology: Towandian perverted nomenclature, similar to english, but fused with a comical and sexual connotation.
Hey, Javier, when you cheemed in my mouth last night, it was so delish. Mmmm, yummy.

"You cheeming cheemer, go cheeme yourself, you mother cheemer!" (funny how it makes sense so well, you know exactly what i mean)
by Shappy loves Javi November 29, 2005
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a simple dog meme that includes the letter “m” in most of his words. he only says one word at a time. cheems can be feisty at times but is generally a good friend to the characters in his memes. he slightly resembles Doge.
did you see that cheems meme?

the one where he said “thamk you”?
yeah that one. classic cheems
by short bear January 17, 2020
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-Albert Einstein
by That_one_funny_guy December 17, 2019
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A form of doge, with a speech impediment that makes him say things like, "Cheemsburger" and "Friemds"
I just met cheems.
by beetx January 23, 2020
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Cheems is a dog that limke burmger. He is a relative of doge and has two sons, one named Cheems Jr., the other one being named Baby Cheemsburmger. Most words that they say have the letter 'm' placed in the middle, example: burger = Burmger or Burmber.
Trash person - Hey look, it's that cheems dog!
Cool guy- Dog? That is a god, a a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity. Get that through your skull you wet chicken nugget with syrup and potato water drizzled on it. Swine.
by Dankey God October 5, 2020
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Cheems is a holy being that one day descended from the heavens to save the earth from Big Chungus
Person: I love Cheems he is so hot and sexy
Person 2: Yeah me too
by cheemsy April 25, 2021
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