4 definitions by lizaroni0520

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you
i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.
by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010
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the shortened version of cream cheese. great for grocery list.
eggs
cereal
butter
bagels
cheeme
by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010
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a pg way to call someone a dirty whore.
Melissa: "You wanna play darts?"
Liz: "Not with you, you dirty gourd!"
Melissa: "Did you just call me a dirty whore?!?"
Liz: "No. I said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin."
by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010
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