Arsewank 

The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.

It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.

"Music these days is absolute arsewank"

Arsewank by Humphro March 25, 2004

Arsewank 

To slide a tiny todger between the butt-cheeks of another man, in the style of failed American politician, racist, gun-loving, homophobic cretin Keith R Swank

Keith R Swank is a right Arsewank

Arsewank by keithArsewank April 11, 2023

arsewank 

A noun. An arsewank is something that is completely and utterly shit, but not to be used in an argument as the other person will most likely just laugh shitless. It is more as a jokey insult. It is best to be used in alliteration such as:
Autistic Arsewank
Acting Arsewank
Agrippy Arsewank

you fucking arsewank
BAHAHAHAHAHA

arsewank by anonymousasshat January 22, 2021

Arsewank 

Gun loving American. Often owning many. NRA fanatic.

My mate Keith, he's a right Arsewank. He even cuddles his AR-15 when he sleeps at night.

Arsewank by Dribblebottom March 30, 2023

Arsewank Day 

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

Arsewank Day by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Keith Arsewank 

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

Keith Arsewank by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Keith Arsewank 

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.

Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.

Keith Arsewank by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023