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n00b: OMG PATCHOU U R GOD!!!11
Patchou: I know, thanks :)
patchou by Rob April 6, 2004

Patchouli Knowledge 

Patchouli, sometimes nicknamed 'Patchy', is a witch that lives in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is mostly seen in the library, which holds a vast amount of books. She is incredibly smart and well acquainted with magic, but, because of her poor health, she is unable to put her talents to good use.

She's fairly short and spends most of her time reading. She is often seen in her lavender colored dress, has purple hair and eyes. She wheres a hat that matches her dress and it has one blue and one red ribbon attached to it. There is also a crescent moon attached to the front of her hat.
Person 1: Patchouli Knowledge is my favorite Touhou character.
Person 2: I like Patchy, but she's really not that interesting, all she does is read.
Patchouli Knowledge by Some Twink August 18, 2014

Patchouli oil

Oil from a bushy herb of the mint family with small, pale pink-white flowers. Often used by Hippies to cover up the scent of body odor and/or Cannabis use. Celebrity fitness trainer Vinnie Tortorich uses the phrase "Patchouli oil" as a derogatory term for people who shop at whole food grocery stores and smell like the oil and willingly overpay to maintain the appearance of moral superiority through conspicuous consumption.
That dude with the man bun who smells like Patchouli oil just came out of that whole foods store with 2 bags, or about $400 worth, of natural snacks that are all terrible for your health.
Patchouli oil by Dave The Kayaker October 6, 2017

pitchout 

An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.
Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.
pitchout by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

patchouli 

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling
This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.
patchouli by Lucy October 22, 2004

Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
Patchouli Oil by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007