reesty

a word used to describe the flavor and smell of a fart.
like when you eat a lot of fruit and you crank a reesty one

dang shirts you just cranked such a reesty one

by samlorenzini September 8, 2011

reesty

Scabby, minging, generally unpleasant

'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'

by A friend June 6, 2003

Reesty

The off-putting taste of food that has been fried in old oil.

Don't go to that Chinese takeaway - their food is always reesty.

by Magical_Beazor March 14, 2022

reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)

When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.

by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

reesty

rogue, odd, kind of hick, not kosher

Bro why did you take that couch out of the dumpster? It's super reesty.

by Mydudebroski April 9, 2020

Reesty bastey

After smashing a dirty girl when u get up the next morning and take a piss. The smell on your hand from the action the night before

The reesty bastey was strong after last novht

by JTorman July 7, 2023