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Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.
That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!
Decaffinated by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine
decafficate by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Decaffitated 

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.
I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.
Decaffitated by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

dgaffinated 

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck
All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

Decalfinated 

An athlete has an injury to his calf.
I see where the Green Bay quarterback was decalfinated in last week's game
Decalfinated by MeskMan January 11, 2015

decaffeitated 

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.
Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

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decaffeitated by SMC1028 December 3, 2010