Cockypants Share definition Flag Noun- Similar to "Smartypants", a name for someone who is being cocky or full of themselves. Often mistaken for a sexual innuendo. Bob-"Yeah! I won! I rock at Scrabble!" John-"Bob, stop being such a cockypants. Cockypants by freshfishbowl March 28, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cockypants mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch