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ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.
Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!
by Jack September 5, 2005
mugGet the ranch toothmug.

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