fark

1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.

Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.

by Orius September 3, 2002

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

fark

An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".

"Fark! I can't find my phone!"

by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010

fark

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

by HeppCat December 2, 2013

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 2, 2003

fark

Having sex in a public park.
Fucking in a public park.

Guy: Hey, let's fark later on okay?
Girl: Oh kinky. ;)

by Jesssyica May 16, 2011

fark

A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.

My farkin'GF left me what should I do?

Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem

by Frank June 22, 2003