A sacred substance used to awaken half of the U.S. population, especially before one must leave to go to his or her job in the morning. Some do not properly function until they have had their coffee in the a.m. hours of the day.
Gomer: Hey Earl, how you doin?
Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet.
Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.
Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet.
Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.
by Beat Master Skizzy Wizzy June 12, 2010
Get the Coffeemug. The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.
by Andy May 06, 2003
Get the Coffeemug. Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."
by wikibeast April 09, 2010
Get the Coffeemug. Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.
by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003
Get the Coffeemug. Coffee is the nectar of the gods
by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020
Get the Coffeemug. by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009
Get the Coffeemug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffeemug.