Slobberknocked Share definition Flag Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking. Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense. Slobberknocked by Justin Marko August 2, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Slobberknocked mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch