bald-headed champ 

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

bald-headed champ by danejuan July 10, 2005

Bald headed champ 

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

Bald headed champ by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

Bald Headed Champ 

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.

I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!

Bald Headed Champ by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

wrestling the bald headed champ 

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

wrestling the bald headed champ by petergripper December 31, 2008

wrestle the bald headed champ 

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

wrestle the bald headed champ by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.

last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.

wrestling the bald headed champion by deucecaddy September 22, 2006