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Red monkey 

A female on her period in a sex swing
Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.

little red monkey

An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net
"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"
little red monkey by kitta April 14, 2004

A Red Monkey 

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

red hot monkey love 

primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat
We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.
red hot monkey love by luv January 29, 2005

red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
red hot monkey sex by sdtthshs January 3, 2009

red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?