/fu:səʊ/
(fuse + sew)
'connects' with a being or character mentally and or emotionally/to have an emotional attachment and/or show great platonic love or admiration for something, particularly a character or living being (eg: a pet dog)
person 1: "Man, I fuco Jessi, he's adorable"
person 2: "Yeah, I'm so glad we adopted him, he's the best dog in the world"
person 1: "He's lazy, just like us!"
adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.