National Guard 

Citizen/Soldiers who are under the command of both the president (federal) and the governor (state and local). These soldiers normally work and train together one weekend a month plus 2 weeks a year to be ready.

National Guard Soldiers respond to local and state emergencies, and often give help and supplies to other states when they need it. They can also be deployed.

These soldiers are heroes, like anyone else who wears a uniform.

Always Ready. Always There.

The National Guard is the oldest branch of the American Armed Forces.

The ARNG (Army National Guard) soldiers slogan... Always Ready, Always There.

National Guard by future soldier February 27, 2011

national guard 

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .

"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."

national guard by Atlas' Rage May 25, 2005

National Guard

You know exactly what I'm going to say, right? They deserved to die. YOU KNOW that they have NO REASON to being doing what they are doing there. You have no reason to indulge him in what he is doing there. They were doing it to make Trump FEEL safe and they died for NOTHING. And this is not the politicians valiantly resisting giving up the ship. This is THIER stupidity GETTING YOUR WIVES AND BROTHER AND KIDS KILLED. Doubling down on stupidity. You don't have to ascent to every single idea I espouse but they are trying to make me do that with literal weaponized schizophrenia and you are allowing it because you are to fucking stupid to tell the people who are wrong that they are wrong and the people who are right, are right. 'BuT yOuR wRoNg AbOuT mY kIdS! AnD mY rElIgIoN.' I'M ALLOWED to be wrong about those things. You are not ALLOWED to be wrong about this.

Hym "The national guard bitch deserved to die. YOU ALL KNOW that you should not be doing what you are doing there. Over there. To me. You are NEVER going to get me to 'see the error of my ways.' You are going to let me do that I want to do and you are going to stop making philosophical point AT me. Collectively engaging in this act of pure absurd stupidity was not the answer here."

A retard "But child murder is ACTUALLY the WRONG response."

Hym "The alternate is letting a retard or a gaggle of retards rule over your lives INEVITABLY resulting child murder. He wanted you to stand there in from of the white house to intimate the people who would murder you AND IT DIDN'T WORK. THEY DID THEY TO ME to intimate people who would threaten you kids and IT DIDN'T WORK. How long to you need to sit there and let them do thing you know will not ever work? Until it YOUR family gets murdered and then they also expect you to keep doing it after that. Because getting you to stand there is more important that your life IN THE SAME WAY that GETTING ME TO STAY HERE is more important than your kids lives and they will throw you kids lives, right in the fucking garbage. Just live they did with the national guard."

National Guard by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

National Guard relationship 

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

National Guard relationship by Copacetic October 1, 2012

Mayflower National Guard 

Strong army wow grape

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape

Mayflower National Guard by Larry_Galaxy_Straton_Medvedeva November 18, 2020

air national guard 

weekend worriors, part time soldiers.

"we defend our country on the weekend"

air national guard by psedonym February 25, 2005

The National Guard 

Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.

Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."

The National Guard by Hym Iam June 13, 2025