friends

people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.

I think I have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly.

by kimi smith July 28, 2008

friends

no such thing. fictional creatures from mars.

dude i have a lot of friends

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

friends

People that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities

I don't know who my friends are anymore.

by katiiiiee xx January 12, 2008

friends

Temporary alliances in pursuit of mutual goals.

Me and some friends just scored a big money contract. After its done I'm dumping those chumps.

by Joe Iron December 2, 2007

friends

Real friends: People you been through some shit with.

Fake Friends: People who use you, and for some reason you like it. People on your facebook/myspace page. People you know, but haven't been through some painful shit with.

Don't try to make friends, you'll look like a dumbass. Just stay cool, make money, and life will handle the rest.

by train rider October 8, 2008

friends

Word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

As in these famous examples:

"I just wanna be friends"
"I like you as a friend"
"Could we still be friends?"

v1. To dump someone's ass casually.
v2. To give someone the friends syn: deceive

Evan: So, how's it going with her?
Karl: Ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
Evan: Shit, sorry to hear that.

by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005

friends

cats

Where's my friends- I mean cats.

by hiimnotsupposedtousemyrealname September 14, 2011