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Noun - a person ejected from a social media group, usually due to an over-zealous moderator seeking to win points
Rachael, Mark and I realised that we were all had become rebellious ejects, despite making valid points in the group
Eject by Limbic Candy September 21, 2020
verb: To completely remove yourself from a disturbing situation.
"I was down at the bar, and these two pillow biters were making out with each other! Fucking eject!"
eject by _salesman_ May 7, 2005
To break up with someone, or stop contact. Sounds like rejected, but its cooler.
Damn, you got totally ejected!
eject by [hi, i'm mavis] April 21, 2007

Eject the Warp Core 

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

eject the warp core 

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"

Eject the Warp Core 

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"