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Eject-ulation 

Some times pilots get very excited and comes very close to things. Eject-ulation is when a pilot gets out of a sticky situation before it becomes a "game over" situation.
We have full eject-ulation! The pilot got out safely before causing long-term situation.
Eject-ulation by equaliz3r March 24, 2009
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Ejectulation 

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.
Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.
Ejectulation by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018

Ejectculation 

The act of squeezing your cock from the balls to the genitals in the hopes that you may shoot out a tad more cum because you fapped and lost all of your cum that you should've used on your gf.

Not to be confused by computers regurgitating USBs.
Willy wanked his cock, but so little came out that he tried ejectculation to get more cum. The next day his gf didn't get pregnant and she thought Willy was a girl.

ejectuation 

The process of leaving sweat on a chair while standing up rapidly
ewww, I just touched that girls ejectuation.
ejectuation by LosingColor January 14, 2009

Ejeculation 

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.
Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

external ejactulation 

when you ejactulate into a womans face
after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation
external ejactulation by veedee June 30, 2006

ejectulation 

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.
I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.
ejectulation by AJ Quick June 2, 2009
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