A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023

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gumhead

A person whose marijuana stash consists totally of THC infused edible gummies of various strengths and flavors. A gumhead does not smoke weed, inhale vapors, or use sublingual cannabis oils.

I saw an old High School gumhead friend the other day. He still carries gummies in his vest pocket!

gumhead by talk2me-JCH2 April 6, 2023

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gauchenschnoff

can mean beer pong in german, also refers to having sexual relations with multiple women at the same time but in different places

Dude Chris gauchenschnoffs like a pro! He had phone sex with tammy while fucking Ashley!

gauchenschnoff by mdubswag May 19, 2011

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