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Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}
1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

timber inline™️ 

A turm used by those who can smash n who like to zip tie there Frenemies For the fuck of It!! Who turn on you so now want to see them fall by knocking them at the knees w “hi powered Co2 guns for the fun of it ! Cuz we can!!😂🤣🖕
Hay dog you ready to go take care of our timber inline™️
timber inline™️ by k187c February 2, 2020

Incinerate 

It is one thing to 'Roast' someone (to make comedic value, and a different thing to 'burn' someone (not funny). To incinerate is to completely destroy them because of their immoral behaviour
I fucking incinerated them
Incinerate by LuckyDay😉 August 29, 2017

inline skater

Someone who goes on Inline skates either for Artistic skating, speed skating or (most comonly) Agressive skating (sorry if I missed any out).

I really don't get why so many skaters have a problem with inline skaters. I do both. Stereotpically we both listen to the same music, wear the same clothes and are discriminated against by townies. The skate park's big enough for the both of us. I admit, inline sakting is easier than skating for the most part, but personally I found dropping in on a quarter for the first time a lot more nerve racking on my inlines than my board. You can jump off a board but on inlines you've just got to keep going. They are both good, fun extreme sports.
Why can't we all just get along????
inline skater by Jennie November 19, 2004

incineration 

that last game, that was an incineration if i've ever seen one.

yeah, well you only went vegan to impress julie. incineration!
incineration by electric jim August 15, 2004

intinerious

Not working properly, changing at odd times, wonky.
The camera in Hunter: The Reckoning is totally intinerious.
intinerious by Sacmaster September 5, 2004