piff

A piff an unexpected splirt of white gas out of the top of your penis. It makes a loud PIFF sound and comes out nice and slowly. You may not feel it coming out but you sure will hear it.

In normals terms a piff is a penis-fart.

Person 1: Hey man do you want to see a movie?

Person 2: Yeah dude what movie are ou *PIFF* t.

Person 1: Gross. Did you just piff?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

Piff

A word used to describe something good, popular or attractive.

"Wow Ryan Morris is looking really piff today!"
"Man! When did Tom get so piff?!"

by MrAdolfHipster January 8, 2013

Piff

A feeling of disgust, anger, repulsiveness, or frustration.

Guy 1: *pokes Guy 2 on the arm*

Guy 2: I feel very piff about you.

Guy 1: You are so piff right now! Uhg!

by moranestis productions February 8, 2021

Piff

Urban Slang for Good-looking, pretty, beautiful etc...

Boy: You're looking proper piff today!

Girl: You very Hot yourself!

by SykesIsSexy March 13, 2012

Piff

To throw something hard at someone or at an object

"I'm gonna piff this rock across the lake"

by Objx April 2, 2018

Piff

To be crispy , extra fresh , have alot of swag , or just top notch clean cut.

Aye , that shirt os so fucking piff !

by PrimaDonna27 November 22, 2010

Piff

Throw (Australian slang)

Me & me mates piffed yonnies & clods at a VB can floatin' in the billabong until it sank.

by pmaxx March 23, 2011