Urbandictionary is a creation put forth solely by the imagination of Epicac. You reading this right now? You are doing it purely out of Epicac's will that you read it.
Epicac also sucks horrendously at Mario Kart, where all his
pain stems from, seeing as one of his own creations destroyed him completely, leaving no
shred of dignity.
This was so he could ascend to the next level of hell (Chuckee Cheese) and get the
crystal goblet to defeat his arch nemesis, Generic Androgynous Emo. He then, filled it with the blood of all
emos the world over.
His creation is the travelling sidekick doing all the
work, yet getting none of the credit, because that is what Epicac wishes.
P1: Did you
see at the end of the 3rd cut scene? Proteus
took a handful of bullets for Epicac!
P2: So what, i'm a figure
skater.