Jamie May

Someone who has more days off work than on. Always absent, never with a good excuse, lazy when he does work, generally glides through life with the minimum possible amount of work.

Man you've been off 3 days this week already, are you turning into a bit of a Jamie May.

by NotJakeandFrasersIdea January 24, 2005

jamie may

One who likes large ladies.

Jamie May hearts fatties.

by Patrick April 13, 2005

Jamie May

Looks like a love child of ed matthews and beavo with a crippling obsession with rubbing ketchup on his knob. If its not on his knob then its on someones "bearded clam" so he can devour it from there instead. Seriously, dont search bearded clam. Basically an absolute weapon who shoves cucumbers up his arse.

Got any ketchup or cucumbers? Ask Jamie May, hes got them hidden in every hole you can think of!

by Quifeneck November 5, 2025