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shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.
I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.
shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.
You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.
No one else was living there, so people started squatting.
squatting by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.