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Chagsploon by Serious bisness June 22, 2016
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cragstack
The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.
"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."
cragstack by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007
CAGS
Crazy Asian Girl Syndrome (CAGS) is a common change in the state of mind of an Americanized Asian girl between the ages of 18-24 while in a relationship. Although CAGS usually sets in at about the fourth month of a healthy relationship, it can occur anywhere from two weeks to eight months. Usually, the onset of CAGS will lead to the inevitable end of an otherwise, happy and healthy, relationship.
Symptoms
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Increased appetite
Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Crying
Unnecessary yelling
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Hypocrisy
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner
Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor
Symptoms
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Increased appetite
Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Crying
Unnecessary yelling
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Hypocrisy
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner
Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor