the jaceman! 

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

the jaceman! by dp April 5, 2005

The Jaceman! 

The most taken advantage of guy in all of Missouri. But rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of Mt. Dews and an unhealthy love for FBLP.

Hey The Jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. What's the deal?

The Jaceman! by MarcoPolo April 5, 2005

The Hugh Jackman 

Its when you're getting jerked off by either man or woman (your choosing) between your legs from down under reverse grip style.

Bro 1 "one night i was taking a piss and my homie hooks me up with The Hugh Jackman"

Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"

Bro 1 "fo sho"

Bro 2 "skype me his name"

Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"

The Hugh Jackman by Dino Da Hajidogg October 18, 2011