turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

turd abortion by KenPone March 25, 2005

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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

Late turd abortion by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

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turdbortion

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008

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turdbortion

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.

that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.

turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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