An obvious play on words.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ABOUT CATS YOU BLOODY WANKER
S!!! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A PUN
!! OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE BAD JOKES WITHOUT MAKING SOCIAL COMMENTARIES!!!!
My cat got busted for smuggling KITTY porn across state lines.
A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"
"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"
Fuck you backwards. Something to try typing in a chat room to see if the monitors are paying attention.
Uoy Kcuf you dork. If you couldn't figure it out, then Uoy Kcuf!
The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.
Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.
I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.
1. A quantity of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (A pile of shit you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).
2. A person that creates enough shit in one sitting to plug up a toilet.
1. Phew! You'd better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker I just laid in there.
2. You goddamn stoolchoker! You get the plunger and take care of it, you asshole!
What a guy does if he's taking a whizz, and suddenly feels the urge to take a shit right then and there.
I thought I just had to take a leak, but I had a seat slammer instead.
A person at work who licks, sucks, and swallows their way to the top. Can also be known as a suck-up.
That bitch has only been here for three hours, and she's already been promoted six times. What a fucking knee-walker!