dry jack
The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
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dry jackin by ddffaa February 11, 2006
dry-jacking
Boy 1- Dude, I was jacking off last night and i still couldn't cum.
Boy 2- Oh, so for short you were dry-jacking
Boy 2- Oh, so for short you were dry-jacking
dry-jacking by CREEPINxDEATH June 22, 2010
dryjack
lonely-man-fun without lotion. masturbation without any form of lubricant. roughin it on the five knuckle chuckle.
dryjack by Doug, Brandon, Mike April 29, 2006
dryjacked
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry when they're not dry because you were too slow on the exhale to re-up your quarters.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Bro, my clothes got dryjacked. Someone took them out of the drier before they were ready and threw them on one of those tables. Now they're all moldy and I have to do them over.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
dryjacked by www.kathleendaelemans.com August 21, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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