Foober 

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

Foober by naveickel December 3, 2018

foober 

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

foober by xavier March 9, 2005

foober 

A person that comes up with an excuse before doing anything.

Jessica you whore you're always a foober when talking

foober by foobingfoober November 24, 2021

FOOBER 

Foober (Noun) - The opposite of a Boofer. The Slang “Foober” generalizes astonishing people that are composed and easy going to be around. Foobers don’t let anything get to them easily, and love their friends/families above most things; holding a high degree of loyalty for them. Foobers have no need to feel important, as they already are. Being a called Foober is the highest compliment a human can be called. It is the antonym to “Boofer” as that, is the lowest insult a human can be called. As they are total opposites, Boofers and Foobers are natural born enemies.

Jordan: Guys, I found someone that can potentially be a part of our close friend group. He seems like a Foober!

Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.

FOOBER by FOOBONTOP February 25, 2024

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

fooser 

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

forberism 

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.

Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!

forberism by Adasku September 20, 2020