xavier's definitions

gfs

Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.

Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt

by xAvier October 29, 2004

flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

by xavier February 5, 2005

-SV-Lantus

Function: noun
Asshole.

Lantus is an asshole.

by Xavier June 9, 2004

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 5, 2005

jazz

The best type of music, which contrary to the popular belief, is not an intelectual art form.

John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Charlie parker, Canonball Adderly, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Art Blakey, Eldar Djangirov, Micheal Brecker, Cliffor brown, Wayne Shorter, Art Tatum, bobby Timons, Elvin Jones, Mcoy Tyner, Horace Silver, Duke Ellington, Coleman Hawkins, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gilespie, Joshua Redman, Stan Getz, Zoot Sims, Charles Mingus, Wynton Marsalis, Branford Marsalis, Lee Morgan, Paul Chambers, Thelonius Monk, Benny Golson... I hope I haven,t missed any.

by xavier July 16, 2008

DAK

stands for Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Apparently it's 'nahtazu,' which you assume to be some swahili word, but it's a lame thing that Disney invented to prove that DAK is 'not a zoo.'

Check out the Festival of the Lion King, Primeval Whirl, and Dinosaur. Kali River Rapids is cool too.

An indoor rollercoaster is being built, Expedition Everest. Will prolly be pretty sweet. Prolly Disney's call to Universal's new Mummy ride.

"Why's it called DAK and not just AK?"
"Beats me."

by xavier February 6, 2005

dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 29, 2004