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momma likes funyuns!

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.
"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"
by xavier February 5, 2005
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LTNP

The place with annoying kids that pee on your ride, parents that bitch and moan when they're kid is too tall, or where you feel like you're gonna pass out if you have to watch one more lady bug go around in circles...
In other words Loony Toons National Park...
"Ack! I got sent to LTNP!"
by xavier February 5, 2005
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tallywacker

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."
by xavier February 5, 2005
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P.I.

Pleasure Island. The place where every night is New Year's Eve (how corny is that!). Owned by Disney but so not kid-friendly cuz you can get drunk, party, and have the night of your life.

If you've never been, check out Comedy Warehouse, Motion, and 8TRAX. They even have a gay club called Manequins. o_O

Just look for the tons of spotlights glaring in the sky, and a big neon sign of Jessica Rabbit.
"Some friend and I are goin to P.I. tonight, wanna come?"
by xavier February 6, 2005
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gfs

Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.
Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt
by xAvier October 29, 2004
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dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.
Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.
by Xavier August 29, 2004
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jaren

the most amazing kid ever usually very funny and short for his/her age loves to cook in the kitchen and loves video games
boy1- have you heard of the new kid jaren
boy2-no
boy1- well u should he's amazing
by Xavier February 25, 2017
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