Eat/drink a lot of
butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled
cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with
butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do
kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter
cookie