Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.
Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"
Off brand or no name shoes
where did you get those butter cookies, K-mart?
The superlative in a class of objects. A non-profane, usually last second alternative to the shit
when you are compelled to censor oneself in polite company.
When Jesus walked into Jerusalem, he knew that, as far as prophets go, he was it.
Golf term. Driving your ball past you opponents.
Hitting ones tee shot farther than the others.
Joe: That was a Linda Ronstadt.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Joe: Because I just Blue Bayou!
A bong or other marijuana smoking device. Comes from the tendancy of stoned people to hold the bong and talk. Espescialy while others wait to use it.
Shut up, take your hit, and pass the talking stick!
Slang for a boyish looking man.
"He's as cute as a pair of puppy's nuts"
Joe: "Hey where's puppy nuts?"
Betty: "Showing his I.D. to the bartender."
A wild, fast running ass.
Look at that Onager go!