muffa

your beautiful face after it's been beat by beauty gods

I just finished doing my make-up, doesn't my muffa look banging?

by Dr. Pecker March 23, 2010

muffa

Mark Holland

..and Muffa took went home with that slag who had tits like roofers nailbags. He told us she had a twat like a punched donut.

by Rigs April 28, 2003

Muffa's

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011

Muffa's

An insincere douche bag, who probably got cheated on a lot. Is most likely a stupid drunk living at his dad's and can't keep anything but a grudge. Very oblivious, and prone to believing anything. Aka: mother fucka's.

Shania: Hey you hear about Kyle, his dog of a girl cheated on him. Lost his job too.

Alice: He is a Motha Fucka, him and his spider. Friggin' Muffa's

by ForeverAwesome January 16, 2011

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

by chuffy1969 January 04, 2010

Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 03, 2011