LaFawnduh

A beautiful women with sandy blonde hair that floats in the air. She also has a pretty-good looking face. Her love languages are giving gifts (e.i. bird necklaces, and tapes that her cousin made), physical touch and, words of affirmation/ quality time chatting online. Once she is yours, she will be yours always and forever. Your love will be like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above.

"Oh yeah, LaFawnduh. How are things going with her?" "Well, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. We chat online for like, 2 hours everyday, so yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."

LaFawnduh by secretpurgin November 12, 2020

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LaFawnduh

One's true love that will last always and forever.

Nick proposed to Sarah. For he has found his LaFawnduh.

LaFawnduh by Jonnie April 3, 2005

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LaFawnduh

A large African American woman, commonly equated to Rosa Parks for traveling by bus as demonstrated on Napoleon Dynamite. Her teeth often resemble that of a horse, or Matt Pieper. She enjoys conversing on the internet with a slightly flamboyant man named Kip and is of-course... Ghetto Fabulous.

I can't wait until LaFawnduh arrives from Detroit for a couple of days. She will hook me up with some real bling. I hope she doesn't ruin our lives and eat all our steak, like Uncle Rico.

LaFawnduh by Chevrolet-La-Vee-Vee-Na December 29, 2004

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LaFawnduh

Kip's girlfriend, sandy blonde hair, just waves in the air.

Kip while talking online: I love the way your sandy blonde hair just waves in the air...

LaFawnduh by Leslie March 1, 2005

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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