Shit-o-Meter 

A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.

"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."

Shit-o-Meter by Noctivagus February 25, 2005

dog shit o'meter 

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit

hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo

dog shit o'meter by craig newall November 5, 2005

weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.

Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.

weird shit-o-meter by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003

give-a-shit-o-meter 

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

give-a-shit-o-meter by LondonThis August 22, 2011

Give-a-shit-Ometer 

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

Give-a-shit-Ometer by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022