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A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.
"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."
by Noctivagus February 25, 2005

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The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

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