p diddy

a man who fucked jennifer lopez in the ass so bad that she broke up with with him and married a pussie like marc anthony

im going to go all p diddy on you girl

by Extremely Easy Ed August 24, 2005

p diddy

1. A nickname granted to men whose first names begin with P throughout America, often in office or academic settings. Assignment of nickname has no correlation to recipient's likeness to a rap artist, more to the desire of those around to feel cool themselves.

2. Version 2 of the name used by Sean "Puffy" Combs for his recordings, Version 1 having been Puff Daddy.

1. - Yo, P Diddy, pass me a medium binder clip!
- I think we're out. Would a large one work, Glen?

2. - Did you hear P Diddy's latest track?
- Frankly I haven't listened to a damn thing by that guy since he broke up with J Lo.

by discoanna June 28, 2005

P Diddy

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

by CV February 26, 2003

P. Diddy

Puff Daddy

W wanksta who can't create his own music, and has to rely on ripping samples from the "80's Greatest Hits" CDs to make money.

by AYB March 11, 2003

P Diddy

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.

P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.

by Viggo November 20, 2004

P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

by Eric July 21, 2005

P. Diddy

Who I wake up feeling like in the morning

I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy

by markthemainmankonn March 02, 2010