In Northern Ireland, a derogatory, (albeit arguably well-deserved), term for a paedophile, kiddie fiddler, nonce, rapist or any other form of sex-offender.

I'm gonna cut yer fuckin cock off and ram it up yer hole, ya dirty stinkin ballroot.

ballroot by jasetheheadcase1973 March 2, 2017

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ballroot

A thief who is also of homosexual orientation. Commonly used by northern irish people, especially groundskeepers.

That ballroot just lightfingered me!
If i ever catch that ballroot i'll pummel 'im!

ballroot by Thor! September 22, 2005

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Miss Ballroomit

Miss Ballroomit is a female dancer who is looking for a dance partner but she refuses to dance with someone that is married or in a relationship with another gal. cause she doesn't' want any drama from their wives or girlfriends.

Friend: You are a Miss Ballroomit.
the second friend: I know.

Miss Ballroomit by Sakurakage December 16, 2019

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horizontal ballroom dance

The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex

Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.

horizontal ballroom dance by Abear510 September 15, 2013

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