pantload

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

pantload

(noun) disparaging term for a person because they are being un-fun/rude/stupid/unpleasant.

"John, quit being a pantload or I'm going to leave."

by Maimee546 April 16, 2006

pantload

Political commentator Jonah Goldberg.

Did you see Pantload on Comedy Central? What a fuckwad.

by Paytheline March 5, 2008

pantload

Noun: A lie, an exaggeration, or "bullshit."

Iraq tried to obtain enriched uranium from Niger? What a pantload.

by notarealdoctor January 18, 2004

pantload

The greatest word in the English language ever conceived. To be used at least ten times a day.

Man! Jimmy sure left a rank pantload in his trousers.

by Auddwaggin September 8, 2004

pantload

A boat captain with an unusually large ass, ussually found in the wheelhouse with his feet on the dash and demanding homosexual favors

This sucks, Pantload is driving tonight which means I am going to have to do everything

by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

pantload

An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!

by Giner December 23, 2003