Schumer

A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.

Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !

by VapourPhase October 24, 2015

Schumer

A woman that tries to be funny and fails

Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer

by Minoskyr19 October 1, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 31, 2017

Schumer

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!

by NYC4Schumer November 14, 2010

Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.

Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.

by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017

schumered

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.

by Vagaboner August 26, 2017