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shit bean 

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.
1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.
shit bean by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

Shit bean 

Someone with a shitty Fanny or personality
Shit bean by Coolked798 April 21, 2019

Bean dip shit 

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.
Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!
Bean dip shit by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life
"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"
Shit beans by sharky20 May 30, 2007

shitbean 

1. An ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. Those little bits that cling to your bum
1. The shitbean gave me DECAF instead of Regular
2. Shitbeans!! I won the lottery!
3. Its times like these I wish I had a bidet.
shitbean by spasticism August 23, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026