my latte! 

the best thing ever. if you've ever seen cheaper by the dozen youd know wat im talking about yall!!

kid: i have heard you been messing with our family
bully: dude! i dont even know ur family
kid: you do now!
hits bullies latte outta his hand
bully: my latte!!

my latte! by domino January 20, 2005

I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

I choked on my latte 

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

my period is late

the most terrifying thing a man could hear

"my period is late"

"shit"

my period is late by xdarkvEnom December 8, 2013