felch

A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 23, 2007

felch

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

by Holmeslover February 04, 2004

felch

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

by Stephanie F***** August 03, 2004

felch

The Act of sucking ones own semen out of a partner's orifice after ejaculation.

Cole felched Destin's ass dry after blowing his meat missile.

by Trev Man March 27, 2007

felch

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

by Kevin Carson March 04, 2004

felch

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

by Kung Fool June 20, 2005

felch

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

by ryan November 25, 2002