Merch 

To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.

Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.

Merch by BTYS February 4, 2010

Merch 

noun.
1. Short for merchandise

2. Synonym for a dude's junk

3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.

Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"

Everyone else: "MERCH!"

Merch by FinnaSmash55 October 15, 2017

Merch  

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

Merch by Lizicle December 23, 2008

Merch 

Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers

Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick

Merch by Hmhy July 12, 2017

Merch 

Pussy, vagina.

They havin' a merch eatin' contest.

Merch by D money June 29, 2004

merch 

Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.

I merch during weekends.

merch by therapist032 August 28, 2010

merch 

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

merch by Big D July 28, 2004