"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.
"You've just been Merched!"
by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010
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Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.
by geofffary August 16, 2010
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Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.
"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"
by PerfectPerception October 14, 2013
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When someone gets there ass kicked
Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.
by Nic p on u June 13, 2018
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Doing paid to posts on Instagram.
Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.
by 1dead June 23, 2019
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Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.
Merch they sell Jordan’s on Walmart website!

Or

She started that beef and I can merch it
by Tikibomb October 24, 2018
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