swaffle 

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle

the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture

To slap your dick across someone's face.

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

A beautiful combination of a soccer ball and a waffle. Can also cause injury in eye.