16 definitions by zkpilot

Cindy's Kindy

The name for lockdown New Zealand with various changing rules made by the Prime Minister Jacinda “Cindy” Ardern with Kindy being short for Kindergarten (daycare).

Looking forward to going to the pub if we ever get out of Cindy's Kindy and back to normality.

by zkpilot November 23, 2021

Top of Descent

The point in flight where an aircraft starts its descent from the cruise towards the airport.

Captain: "Folks we are 5 minutes away from Top of Descent, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for flying Air ABC"
AB123 Top of Descent in 5 minutes

by zkpilot March 7, 2011

count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

by zkpilot March 28, 2011

market share

percentage of the market that a company has for its goods/services.

Company ABC added features and dropped its prices to increase its market share.

by zkpilot June 7, 2011

Bed Diving

The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.

John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.

by zkpilot December 13, 2009

Swampwater

Colloquial nickname for Waikato Draught beer.

Chuck is a can of Swampwater

by zkpilot March 28, 2020

SPML

Special Meal (airline food) for various dietary, religious, philosophical food requirements.
Examples include:
Vegan Meal, Vegetarian Meal, Asian Vegetarian Meal, Hindu Meal, Kosher Meal, Lactose Intolerant Meal, Childrens Meal, Baby Meal, Diabetic Meal, Low Salt, Fruit Platter, Muslim Meal, Gluten Free Meal, etc.
generally these need to be ordered at least 24hours before your flight.

"He has ordered a SPML"
"Did you order a Special Meal (SPML)?"

by zkpilot December 29, 2011