Bed Diving

The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.

John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.

by zkpilot December 13, 2009

Swampwater

Colloquial nickname for Waikato Draught beer.

Chuck is a can of Swampwater

by zkpilot March 27, 2020

SPML

Special Meal (airline food) for various dietary, religious, philosophical food requirements.
Examples include:
Vegan Meal, Vegetarian Meal, Asian Vegetarian Meal, Hindu Meal, Kosher Meal, Lactose Intolerant Meal, Childrens Meal, Baby Meal, Diabetic Meal, Low Salt, Fruit Platter, Muslim Meal, Gluten Free Meal, etc.
generally these need to be ordered at least 24hours before your flight.

"He has ordered a SPML"
"Did you order a Special Meal (SPML)?"

by zkpilot December 29, 2010

market share

percentage of the market that a company has for its goods/services.

Company ABC added features and dropped its prices to increase its market share.

by zkpilot November 24, 2011

Top of Descent

The point in flight where an aircraft starts its descent from the cruise towards the airport.

Captain: "Folks we are 5 minutes away from Top of Descent, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for flying Air ABC"
AB123 Top of Descent in 5 minutes

by zkpilot March 23, 2011

Heafrow

a play on the Cockney English Accent way of saying Heathrow (as in London Heathrow Airport).

Welcome to Heafrow Airport.

by zkpilot November 20, 2010

count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

by zkpilot April 13, 2011