zkpilot's definitions

Bed Diving

The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.

John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.

by zkpilot December 13, 2009

SPML

Special Meal (airline food) for various dietary, religious, philosophical food requirements.
Examples include:
Vegan Meal, Vegetarian Meal, Asian Vegetarian Meal, Hindu Meal, Kosher Meal, Lactose Intolerant Meal, Childrens Meal, Baby Meal, Diabetic Meal, Low Salt, Fruit Platter, Muslim Meal, Gluten Free Meal, etc.
generally these need to be ordered at least 24hours before your flight.

"He has ordered a SPML"
"Did you order a Special Meal (SPML)?"

by zkpilot December 29, 2010

count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!

by zkpilot April 13, 2011

Dossing

a term used to describe paying to stay on somebodies couch/sofa (particularly a London term amongst Antipodeans' and South Africans). Generally it is considered (rule of thumb) in recent years to be £5 per night plus helping out with groceries etc).

I hear he is "dossing" at her place
I hope he is paying the usual £5 to doss at your place.
I'm just "dossing" until I find my own place.

by zkpilot December 15, 2010

CASM

Cost per Available Seat Mile

The cost to an airline to fly a seat 1 (nautical) mile

a stretched version of an aircraft often has a lower CASM due to more seats on board to spread the costs.

A 777-300ER has lower CASM than a 777-200ER.

by zkpilot August 6, 2011

Heafrow

a play on the Cockney English Accent way of saying Heathrow (as in London Heathrow Airport).

Welcome to Heafrow Airport.

by zkpilot November 20, 2010

ninja

a rhyming derivative of Ginger... ie a Redheaded person.

"watch out here comes a Ginger Ninja" or "Nobody likes Ninjas"

by zkpilot March 11, 2008