to beat the shit out of someone

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

Title given to the funniest man alive. OUtrageous and random. You all know a tunnelman, but there is only one Tunneleman!

Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.

The space between a girls vagina and her asshole. Aka Fotch, Gootch, Perineum, Taint

The second thing Jaymz (lead singer of metallica) requested in the song "fuel"

ZERO Megster is a well known and feared hacker of unmatched skill. His name is well known but hardly uttered because of the fear it strikes in people. He is also Cocreator and official head illusrtator of the famous comic company, Jim Comix Inc. He is also a skilled movie writer director and actor. He has a long history of martial arts experience and he has deadly slow hands. He has freed his mind from the system long ago and can now preform incrediable acrobatic stunts. He is also a very suave individual. Note: He is skilled with a sword, confront him with caution. He should be considered armed and dangerous.