48 definitions by zero
to beat the shit out of someone
I'm going to rodney king your ass
by zero Sep 29, 2004 add a video
Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!
me: I dont like the colour orange
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
by Zero Jul 30, 2004 add a video
Title given to the funniest man alive. OUtrageous and random. You all know a tunnelman, but there is only one Tunneleman!
Tunnelman is the shiznit.
by Zero Oct 22, 2004 add a video
Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.
Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.
by Zero Jul 28, 2004 add a video
|19.||muddy river bridge|
The space between a girls vagina and her asshole. Aka Fotch, Gootch, Perineum, Taint
I just finished jogging and my muddy river bridge is all sweaty.
by Zero Sep 19, 2003 add a video
The second thing Jaymz (lead singer of metallica) requested in the song "fuel"
Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me that which I desire
by Zero Feb 4, 2005 add a video
ZERO Megster is a well known and feared hacker of unmatched skill. His name is well known but hardly uttered because of the fear it strikes in people. He is also Cocreator and official head illusrtator of the famous comic company, Jim Comix Inc. He is also a skilled movie writer director and actor. He has a long history of martial arts experience and he has deadly slow hands. He has freed his mind from the system long ago and can now preform incrediable acrobatic stunts. He is also a very suave individual. Note: He is skilled with a sword, confront him with caution. He should be considered armed and dangerous.
ZEROmegster is a sexy man.
you know it too...
by ZERO Nov 3, 2004 add a video