zero's definitions

Tip Rat

Someone who lives in Dunmore.
Someone who lives near a tip/dump.

Get lost TIP RAT

by Zero July 24, 2003

benerism

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!

by Zero July 30, 2004

Kizna

The coolest not quite catgirl ever.
Stars in Megami Kouhosei (pilot candidate)

"Kizna, you have cat ears."

by Zero February 24, 2004

education

1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment

2:What most of us need

3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.

Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.

by Zero February 20, 2004

tunnelman

Title given to the funniest man alive. OUtrageous and random. You all know a tunnelman, but there is only one Tunneleman!

Tunnelman is the shiznit.

by Zero October 22, 2004

Death

A mysterious figure in a black cloak that takes people to the afterlife. Usually hangs out at White Castle .

Timmy ate at White Castle, and now hes dead.

by Zero January 3, 2004

ZEROmegster

ZERO Megster is a well known and feared hacker of unmatched skill. His name is well known but hardly uttered because of the fear it strikes in people. He is also Cocreator and official head illusrtator of the famous comic company, Jim Comix Inc. He is also a skilled movie writer director and actor. He has a long history of martial arts experience and he has deadly slow hands. He has freed his mind from the system long ago and can now preform incrediable acrobatic stunts. He is also a very suave individual. Note: He is skilled with a sword, confront him with caution. He should be considered armed and dangerous.

ZEROmegster is a sexy man.


you know it too...

by ZERO November 3, 2004